I cleaned out my desk at work today. I found a few old posters at the bottom of a drawer, and luckily my friend Andrew offered to put them to good use.
Groupon will never forget me now!
Today is not a good day.
A lot of laughs, a lot of surprises, a lot of female nudity, all sprinkled with Sour Patch Kids.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DENNIS
The Awkward Phase (at Annoyance Theatre)